Friday, April 13, 2007

Meme's legs

We're supposed to get snow tomorrow. Where's Spring? I need to mow my lawn. The grass is longer than the hair on Meme's legs.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

is there really anything longer than the hair on meme's legs?

Bert Bananas said...

David's penis?

Anonymous said...

Bert, What is it with you and the penis comments? You would think, at your age, you'd be a bit more mature. I would be so embarassed to have a father like you making penis remarks. - blu

Bert Bananas said...

Blu, dahlink, I have looked in the mirror and determined that I am not you.

I tell you truly that I am often offended at the maturity that has some how stuck to me.

Surely you can comprehend that my three boys, ages 31, 21 & 17, adore me and are just like me. Remember the photo I posted four years ago of my then 17 year old son, Roby, posing next to a museum display of some famous photo of a whopping big Vagina? He was gesturing towards it as if he were presenting a prize truffle he'd just unearthed. Now Andrew, age 17, did his Senior trip to Europe and labored valiantly in Paris looking for that painting so that he, too, could pose by it. Never has a father been more proud.

But I do take the points you make seriously. Honestly I do. So don't ever change, okay? Eventually we'll all be better people for it.

Now that you've reviewed this, a penis for your thoughts?

The Broards said...

Bert, I loved that Roby picture!