If you know these phrases, who says 'em and the shows that they're from, you're a reality show, HGTV lover too (I threw in one from a sitcom).
(Sorry Meme & Clanky . . .you may not know them)
1. Padma’s scar
2. “Hot tranny mess”
3. “Your show has been canceled”
4. “Oh, Clivey”
5. Introductions by Bill Bellamy
6. “Expect the unexpected”
7. “The tribe has spoken”
8. “You need to work on your shoulder position.”
9. “My mother is drinking her box of wine.”
10. “Make it work!”
11. “We’re apple-picking people in my family!”
12. “You shined and made it your own.”
13. “Mose works on the family beet farm.”
14. “Which house will they choose?”
15. “Will you accept this rose?”
16. “Who do you think should pay for your mistake!? Me? Byrd?”
17. “You threw me under the bus!”
18. “This journey has been so phenomenal!”
19. “Best dishes from my house to yours.”
Friday, June 20, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
more plants/no sex
I went to Meijer's this evening for some OJ, milk, red peppers, pretzels, frozen stuff, fattening stuff andshampoo when I spied a plant sale in their gardening area. Pincushion flowers, agastache, and creeping phlox in gallon containers for $2.54 each! Who could resist? So without knowing where I'd put them, I bought three of each. So that's my weekend chore.
LP's out on a date with a girl named Amy. I haven't heard about her so I asked some questions and got this:
She works at a local restaurant, her mother is an alcoholic so when her parents divorced she got to live with her Dad. They get along great, but her mother is pretty much out of the picture. She doesn't smoke. She doesn't drink or do drugs. She texts LP a lot. She's cute. She's nice.
They're double dating with one of LP's best friends and I told him, "Please do not have sex with this girl unless you wear a condom. We don't need little LPs running around when you're only 17 and don't know what you want to do with your life and don't even have a job."
"Mom, we're not going to have sex."
Famous last words.
LP's out on a date with a girl named Amy. I haven't heard about her so I asked some questions and got this:
She works at a local restaurant, her mother is an alcoholic so when her parents divorced she got to live with her Dad. They get along great, but her mother is pretty much out of the picture. She doesn't smoke. She doesn't drink or do drugs. She texts LP a lot. She's cute. She's nice.
They're double dating with one of LP's best friends and I told him, "Please do not have sex with this girl unless you wear a condom. We don't need little LPs running around when you're only 17 and don't know what you want to do with your life and don't even have a job."
"Mom, we're not going to have sex."
Famous last words.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
She looks like Julia Roberts
So last night I went in to Family Video with the LP. I was looking around and this couple (around age 60) were looking at Becoming Jane about Jane Austen (played by Anne Hathaway)
Man: Who plays in that?
Woman: I'm not sure.
Man: She looks like Julia Roberts. Is it Julia Roberts?
Woman: No, it isn't.
Man: It sure LOOKS like Julia Roberts. What's it about?
Woman: Jane Austen.
Man: WHO?
Woman: Jane Austen.
Man ( I KID YOU NOT): Who the hell is Jane Austen??
(sheesh!)
The woman answered, "A dead writer from a long time ago."
Man: Who plays in that?
Woman: I'm not sure.
Man: She looks like Julia Roberts. Is it Julia Roberts?
Woman: No, it isn't.
Man: It sure LOOKS like Julia Roberts. What's it about?
Woman: Jane Austen.
Man: WHO?
Woman: Jane Austen.
Man ( I KID YOU NOT): Who the hell is Jane Austen??
(sheesh!)
The woman answered, "A dead writer from a long time ago."
Monday, June 16, 2008
His Left Foot
This is what I get . . .I left my camera unattended and my ten year old nephew photographed his foot
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Sunday
We went to my sister's today for a birthday party for my four year old nephew and my six year old niece. It was all Hannah Montana and High School Musical for her, and Diggers and Dump trucks and Fire Engines for him.
I helped my B-i-L with the garden weeding. They've got about twice as much yard as we do and it was some chore--better than listening to Hannah Montana CDs with my niece though.
I helped my B-i-L with the garden weeding. They've got about twice as much yard as we do and it was some chore--better than listening to Hannah Montana CDs with my niece though.
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