Well, I've seen the errors of my ways. I got the huge tax cut that George Bush promised so I'm turning Republican. I'm also Pro-Life. I don't want to see any more of those poor feti aborted. So, please, if you're pregnant, have the baby, don't abort it.
I'm embracing Scientology. I've seen the light because of TomKat. Bless their hearts.
I've sworn off American Idol and The Office and all tv I hold dear. PBS is all I'll watch now--even though it's a hotbed of evil liberal thought.
I've switched from Target to WalMart and I feel good about it.
Today a lovely family is coming to adopt Nesta. I hate cats. On Monday we're going to get a sweet little Benji-type pooch who hopefully will have ass matter clinging to either his ass or his ball(s), so I'll fit in around here.
And I'm finished sending money to those lazy motherfuckers in Darfur. Take some initiative! Move and get a job!
The final news is I'm going on the supermodel diet of cocaine and heroin to lose this 400 pounds of unslightly bulk.
I've seen the light. Good day.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Friday, March 31, 2006
The Office
This is mostly for Tree.
The Office was brilliant last night. Michael’s birthday and he faked concern for Kevin’s skin cancer. It was Dwight’s show though—celebrating the exact minute that Michael “emerged from his mother vaginal canal,” and recruiting people to lift him up on a chair “like the Hebrews.” Haha. His head going through the ceiling panels was hilarious.
Did you catch the sexual tension between Angela and Dwight when he wanted to present the cake and she said it was the job of the party committee?
Dwight: Will you still come to the meeting?
Angela: Yes. But you won’t. Get. A cookie.
Dwight: What if I’m hungry?
Angela: No cookie!
The Office was brilliant last night. Michael’s birthday and he faked concern for Kevin’s skin cancer. It was Dwight’s show though—celebrating the exact minute that Michael “emerged from his mother vaginal canal,” and recruiting people to lift him up on a chair “like the Hebrews.” Haha. His head going through the ceiling panels was hilarious.
Did you catch the sexual tension between Angela and Dwight when he wanted to present the cake and she said it was the job of the party committee?
Dwight: Will you still come to the meeting?
Angela: Yes. But you won’t. Get. A cookie.
Dwight: What if I’m hungry?
Angela: No cookie!
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Favorite Tea
Mango White Tea. This is the best tasting tea on the market. Their Pearfect Tea and Green Dragon are also good. try it, you'll love it.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Monday, March 27, 2006
Murrow, Bleeding Hearts & Corn Salad
I finished the Murrow book yesterday and started Bleeding Hearts.
Murrow joined JFK’s administration and envisioned what later would become the Public Broadcasting System. He developed lung cancer and his friend Dr. Jonas Salk oversaw his treatment
I made tacos and this side dish last night. Man, is it tasty. I think it will be even better with fresh corn this summer. I brought the leftovers for lunch today.
Corn & Tomato Salad
2 small bags of frozen white corn, defrosted
½ cup diced red onion
1 container of grape tomatoes, sliced in two
½ cup fresh chopped parsley
½ cup fresh chopped basil
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh ground pepper
Easy as pie: combine all the ingredients well and refrigerate for half hour. Serve.
Murrow joined JFK’s administration and envisioned what later would become the Public Broadcasting System. He developed lung cancer and his friend Dr. Jonas Salk oversaw his treatment
I made tacos and this side dish last night. Man, is it tasty. I think it will be even better with fresh corn this summer. I brought the leftovers for lunch today.
Corn & Tomato Salad
2 small bags of frozen white corn, defrosted
½ cup diced red onion
1 container of grape tomatoes, sliced in two
½ cup fresh chopped parsley
½ cup fresh chopped basil
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh ground pepper
Easy as pie: combine all the ingredients well and refrigerate for half hour. Serve.
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