I've Been Shunned!

I tried to post an article about this museum patrons paying to get the restrooms named after themselves, but wordpress says I do not exist and since I don't exist they cannot send me another password.

Speaking of Password, have you seen Regis Philbin's new Millonaire Password?

Celebrities: Rosie O'Donnell and Tony Hawk (I don't care what is printed about Rosie, I just love her crazy ass.) One of her passwords was "Trump" and she looked pissed and rolled her eyes. haha

Then Betty White was a celebrity last week---with Susie Essman of Curb Your Enthusiam. Both were outstanding! Betty must be close to 90 and she's still smart as a whip. Her dead husband Allen Ludden was the original host.

Oh, another thing---Kathy Griffin is coming to Indy in August and my sister and I will probably go and see her.

ghost plant

One of my alliums looks like a ghosty plant!


By the way, my assistant (who is funnier than hell) came into my office looking all somber. She asked me if I felt, like the Mayan calendar says, that the world will end in 2012.

I asked "Why?"

"Because if it will, I'm going to quit my job now and just hang out for 3 1/2 years until the Big Showdown."


"But what if you do that, and the world doesn't end on that date?"


"Then I'm screwed I guess and I'll be back here asking for my job back."


"OK. Let me know what you decide."

Sex and the City

While BP was in seeing Iron Man, I was seeing Sex and the City.
I both loved it and hated it.

LOVED IT:

Loved seeing the Girls again! It was like a reunion.
Loved the clothes.
Loved the old Carrie quips/puns.
The Charlotte-shitting-her-pants-in-Mexico was funny.
Loved the soundtrack


HATED IT:

That fucking meatball Big. A fucking loon. Big damn baby. Man up. So you’ve been married three times: CARRIE HASN’T and she shouldn’t feel guilty—or that she was contributing to his Assholiness—by wanting a big wedding in the New York Public Library.

The Louise character felt like a throwaway—just so that they could cast Jennifer Hudson. She added nothing to the storyline.

That big dummy Samantha. Can’t a woman tend to herself AND be in a relationship?? She’s just a pussy who wants always to be the one who ends the relationship.

SEX AND THE CITY: The TV series A

SEX AND THE CITY: The Movie B+

Rain, Rain go away.
Go and visit
Doris Day.