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don me, don me!!!
they look like those specs kids had ot wear in the 1960s because it was lla the nhs would pay for ;)
bert, are you calling yourself gay apparel?
Haven't you been wearing similar frames to these for awhile now?
I've never thought of glasses being sexy. They just get in the way.
I have so many damn pairs of glasses for different purposes, it's impossible to keep track of them.
Roger
It's totally a case of bad librarian here. Lol. Lubee. Ps. Mine look alot alike...
If you can't be Gay Apparel, you could at least be Gay Talese.
In my world, glasses are sexy because it's one more hiding place from which the quarry must be flushed.
You know, women as 'quarry' is an interesting double entendre...
My glasses make me look sophisticated, as well as very very gay.
"You know, women as 'quarry' is an interesting double entendre..."
Bert, with this quarry--you're between a rock and a hard place :)
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try entering the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download
Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring
Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not
a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,Tech Support
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