Monday, November 27, 2006

Commentary on Today's Drug Companies

Ask your doctor if Cymbalta is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Flonase is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Imitrex is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Lamisil is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Nexium is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Prevacid is right for you.
Ask your doctor if OrthoTr-Cyclen is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Lunesta is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Claritin is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Zyrtec is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Celebrex is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Advair is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Botox Cosmetic is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Lipitor is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Pravachol is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Zocor is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Paxil is right for you.
Ask your doctor if NuvoRing is right for you.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

You've either received too much spam or seen too many ads for prescription medicine.

Anonymous said...

Hey, did you see Boston Legal last night? That whole seduction scene with Alan and Denise was blush-inducing. I think I'll rent Secretary asap.

The Broards said...

Dammit no, Tree! I didn't know it was on SUNDAY! BP watched it though and said it was a two parter.. . . wtf did DENISE succumb to Alan's charms?
Secretary was waaay far out. kinda sexy, but mostly just kind of weird

Anonymous said...

I think Blu asked her Doctor about all of those today....bout time!!!

Waltzing Matilda said...

I don't even know what most of those are for.

Anonymous said...

Denise did not succumb, damnit. He was trying to seduce her because she is abnormally aroused since the death of the guy (who was before my time.) So Alan overheard Denise telling Shirley that she was "very horny" and then he followed her and told her that he knew there was a very "dirty girl" inside and he wanted to dive in to find her with a snorkel. She acted mad, but it really got to her. Whew. In other news, crazy Lincoln (the weird Southern guy who killed the judge) kidnapped Shirley Schmidt. Denny was rebuffed by the midget and her mother (Delta Burke) tackled him as a mating ritual several times. Oh, and Lincoln also killed (or deeply injured) the Nancy Grace character.

The Broards said...

Tree,
Thanks. That "Peepy" character is disturbing--they found a really creepy guy to play him!
Denny Crain doesn't know whether or not the midget is his daighter--right?

Anonymous said...

She is not his daughter. DNA ruled him out.

Brenda said...

got anything for a headache?

Anonymous said...

You'd think the drug companies would do us all a public service and place ads like,

Ask your doctor if Evolution is right for you.

The Broards said...

Spidey, I'll ask my doctor.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what Lunesta is, maybe some sort of werewolf opium.

I want some, whatever it is.

Brenda said...

lunesta is a sleep aid. i don't use it but i have seen the commercial many times.

Anonymous said...

choose Life

The Broards said...

Who are you? George Michael?

Waltzing Matilda said...

Bert Bananas? I think you've just outted yourself Boit.

UrbanStarGazer said...

Does anyone actually do that? Go see their doctor and ask if a drug that they saw on a commercial is right for them?

sparky said...

actually Urb , I have a terrible sinus problem and I did see an ad for flowase or maybe its what emma said Flonase so i brought the ad into Myles and he gave me some out of this magic drug cabinet he has (samples samples and more samples ) no charge but alas it didnt do a damn thing . Sinus drugs just dont seem to work for me , allan

Brenda said...

you need to use the flonase for a month before it works.

Anonymous said...

Bert, you mean the pet food, right? I've tried it, it's very tasty.