Dear Puddin,
It is now 50 days past the agreed upon deadline to get rid of this disgusting rusted out van that is sitting near our garage. Two tires are flat. A family of spiders has taken up residence in the rusty body of the van. Please evict them. NOW! Thank you.
Love,
Your loving wife
4 comments:
he must get it from the assleg aunt.
jilly
Dear Main Course
I cannot remove the car due to the fact that the animal welfare society is having a "protect the spiders" year.
love,
Pudding.
and it will make a great halloween prop!
"Dear Main Course,"
ha ha ha
I love it.
-P
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