I've been insisting that LP read national, local and international news, then write a paragraph about each story.
Here's a recent entry:
International: Is Osama Dying? (Hell I hope so)
Osama Bin Laden, a name recognized for being a wealthy man’s son, not to mention his terror-network and thoughtless brutality towards anyone who opposes his religious beliefs. But recent news from CIA analysis and 2002’s Pakistani President claimed that Bin Laden has suffered from kidney diseasse and supposedly has only two to five months to live (as if!). Evading capture from U.S. Troops and other allied forces have people wondering, could it be a hoax? A hoax is no joax. (get it?) Not to mention recent videos put out in the Arabic Al-Jazeer news network show videos of Bin Laden looking healthier than ever! If what the CIA is saying is true then it’ll be a sad day for justice in America if he dies of naturally causes and was never brought to justice.. So Bin Laden may or may not be dying but I do know some people who are you brothers and your sisters and my brothers, so support the ttroops and do your part as an American and vote Barack Obama for President.This Liam, your son, doing as assigned. Back to the studio.
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I shall be looking out for more reports from LP with baited breath.
I really like LP.
When I was in college one of our professors made us regularly look up the same news story from three different sources, so that we could see the difference in how the different news agencies reported the news. We were also required to listen to the BBC news when it came on the college radio station at night, so we could hear how people outside the United States perceived things.
Well, he's got a nice sense of humor (I am trying not to wince at some of the grammar errors though).
Kids crack me up :)
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